Willie Nelson's Home Game
7 years ago01 May
When I read last year about the World Series of Poker car park being a favorite hangout of the pot-smoking part of the poker pro fraternity, the idea of getting stoned and playing poker seemed far-fetched to me.
Outside of college-dorm poker nights, surely a wasted brain and a winning night on the felt are an unlikely combination? Well apparently, not if country music legend Willie Nelsonâs poker games are anything to go by!
The 83-year old has apparently combined a âsupernaturalâ tolerance for weed with a life-long passion for poker and hosts his own poker nights in his oceanfront pad in Maui, attracting famous names to his Hawaii hideaway.
Woody Harrelson is one celebrity who has discovered, to his cost ($40,000 apparently!), that Nelson can not only smoke his guests under the table, but also wipe them out on top of it! Actors Luke and Owen Wilson and fellow country legends Kris Kristofferson and Jamey Johnson have also been taken to the cleaners by the wily âoutlaw country' music star.
Nelsonâs poker and weed antics have even made their way into country music lyrical legend. Coolmaterial.com related last yearâs FarmAid set by Jack Johnson, who had penned a tribute to Nelson, one of the events organizers, which ran:
Willie got me stoned and took all my moneyI was 50 dollars up and then my mind went funny
It didnât really help that I didnât know the rules of the game
And it probably didnât help that I couldnât remember my name
After Willie got me stoned and took all of my cash
One high-low split and then he kicked my ass.â
Nelsonâs remarkable career has brought him millions of dollars through tours and record sales â and with his famous neighbours also being wealthy beyond most of our wildest dreams â the infamous weed-filled home games are almost always high-stakes cash-only affairs. Debts must be paid on the spot in cold hard cash, and even close-neighbour Harrelson had to pay his $40K in greenbacks before he could leave Nelsonâs home!
âFriend or foe, debts must be paid, and reports are some games have become heated over the years because of these stipulations,â is how Coolmaterial.comâs Mike Newman described it in his piece on Nelson. And the chances of a stoned Nelson forgetting a debt because of the weed are slimmer than the neck of his well-worn Martin-N20 guitar âTriggerâ.
Rapper Snoop Dogg claims that Nelson is the only man who ever smoked him under the table in the joint stakes, and when the country outlaw had to make a choice between his 3-packs a day cigarette addiction or his love of weed, the âhighâ won out. Toby Keith, another star of the country music scene, was even inspired to write his hit song âIâll Never Smoke Weed With Willie Again,â after a lengthy smoking session in Texas.
So where did the poker in Nelsonâs life come from? Well, itâs a long-standing affair â Nelson playing it as far back as the 1950âs â and he even met his long-time musical companion, the recently departed Merle Haggard, during a game in 1963. When Haggard was interviewed last year by GQ magazine, the chat inevitably turned to poker:
"Willie and I met in a poker game in 1963 or â64, and weâve always loved to play poker and we play poker every chance we get,â said Haggard, although he canât remember who exactly has come out on top over their many years together on the road.
âI donât know. I donât remember any crippling event in either directionâwe both played pretty good,â he says â although one big hand stood out in his memory from their album recording poker sessions:
Oh, he had a good hand. He had a full house, of small cards, a small full house, and I had two big pair, and I bet him $500 and he raised me $500,â recalled Haggard laughing. âIâm a good loser, you know. Youâre going to lose if you play pokerâyouâre gonna lose once in awhile. You canât win every hand.â
The famous Nelson insistence on hard dollars rather than IOUâs were confirmed by Haggard:
Oh yeah, we play in cash. Thereâs no checks,â he stated emphatically, before turning his thoughts to Nelsonâs style of poker playing. âYou canât bluff Willie Nelson because he calls every goddamned bet. Heâs predictableâyou can bet your ass heâs going to call you. I think he would probably be described as an aggressive player. He plays all the way through. He goes all the way to the end of the hand.â
On their combined love of the game, and the difficulty of facing an aggressive opponent such as Willie Nelson he states:
Well, poker is a game of the mind, you knowâitâs not necessarily the cards. When you have somebody that calls every hand, it really changes things around. You have to reconsider.â
Although Haggard is no longer with us â a painful loss which Nelson feels deeply â the poker games are still a huge part of Nelsonâs unorthodox lifestyle. Seventy years of smoking weed and almost as many playing guitar and cards have marked him out as a legend in many different ways.
When basketball coach Don Nelson commissioned his own Nelson home game painting from John Woodruff, it depicted a poker game surrounded by friends and celebrities â a bright and breezy view of the life and times of a poker, pot, and people pro â with Nelson taking centre-stage as he has done his whole life.
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