Sexifying Poker with GCI?
10 years ago

16 May
We are living in the times where a lot is bing done to improve poker and make it more visible, more appealing and more interesting for the general public. There is Twitch (the next big thing, according to many), then there is GPI (Global Poker Index), featuring a new ranking system and working hard to sportify poker, and now there is GCI.
GCI stands for Global Cunt Index (pardon my French) and it will attempt to sexify poker. Well, not really, but just throwing it out there as an idea. So, what is this revolutionary ranking system all about? According to their Twitter page, GCI is a ranking of top 300 biggest cunt poker players as well as national rankings for almost 20 cuntries. Sounds like fun, right? Although it has taken off only a couple of days ago, the GCi has been receiving some very flattering comments from poker fans across the globe...
The @GlobalCuntIndex could be the best thing for poker since Jerry Yang.
β Tim Reilly (@TimReillyPoker) May 14, 2015
...as well as the suggestions from the followers on who deserves to see their name introduced to this prestigious list.
@GlobalCuntIndex when are you going to give jason mo the recognition he deserves π
β asa smith (@trianglesmith) May 14, 2015
First ever GCI winners On May 14, GCI made public the first ever GCI Top 10 list and while their did their best to determine who makes the cut, using a super secret and highly precise formula for c(o)unting points, there were some who felt they were shorted by the powers to be or that they had much more to offer.
Congrats to everyone who made it to the first ever #GCI rankings. You guys are real cunts. pic.twitter.com/3fD5HDRnF2
β Global Cunt Index (@GlobalCuntIndex) May 14, 2015
@GlobalCuntIndex I appreciate it man. I feel like I'm not living up to my cunty potential and I promise to break the top 3 by next month.
β shaGuar_poker (@GriffinBenger) May 14, 2015
@GlobalCuntIndex wtf whys is @GriffinBenger on this, Dan Blizerian didn't even get recognized. Ridiculous
β Mulatto BΓ€e (@MulattoLatte) May 14, 2015
@GlobalCuntIndex how is dan coleman not 1-10 lol liv boree for joint 1-10th also
β squire1888 (@squiremaguire86) May 15, 2015
Although GCI, as a very serious, globally recognized poker institution, will most certainly not try to deny the possibility of making some mistakes when crafting this initial list, people need to understand that this is a very young organization and it might take some time for all the pieces to come together just right.
In the meantime, feel free to follow their Twitter account (at)GlobalCuntIndex and share your suggestions with them. Panel of highly qualified judges will most certainly closely consider any suggestions from poker fans, especially if they carry some sort of weight.
Who do you think should make the next list? Can GCI be the next big thing? Will we see this ranking system officially introduced at some of the major poker tournaments? So many questions and so few answers at this time...







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