Best And Worst Of Dan Bilzerian’s Twitter 2015

He isn't called the King of Instagram for nothing. But what you may not know is that Dan Bilzerian shares his most controversial views with the world on another social media site: Twitter.

Bilzerian may not be King there - actually another royal individual is, the King of the NBA, LeBron James- but Dan still can cause quite a stir among his 1.29 million followers and beyond.

And to prove you this fact, we’ve decided to make a list of Bilzerian’s most controversial views tweeted out to the world in just 2015. We had to make some hard picks - most of what Blitz actually shares on social media can be regarded as controversial - and unfortunately, no poker is actually involved. However, this comes as no surprise for Bilzerian’s fanboys and fangirls alike; while he constantly brags about his poker winnings, he is actually known for his baller lifestyle and round-the-clock partying with countless girls.

So before going any further, be warned that what you are about to read may be regarded as offensive and inappropriate for some of you. We also tried our best to censor his explicit language while trying at the same time NOT to censor Bilzerian’s views.

With that being said, let’s begin:

Politics, Terrorism, Media And Control

Everyone who heard about Dan Bilzerian knows he loves guns. As a consequence, he hates everybody who stands in his way and tries to restrict the right of holding and using a gun. Several months ago, LAPD confiscated his guns allegedly without a warrant. And now this:

#SanBernadinopic.twitter.com/oJg7zBIMoR

— Dan Bilzerian (DanBilzerian) December 4, 2015

Back in August, he used a particular Benjamin Franklin quote followed with a closed shot of a gun:

The war of words continued talking on September 11 about ‘the liberties we lost when the day was used to pass the patriotic act.’ A few days ago, a new chapter unfolded with Bilzerian calling out Americans for being scared of terrorists and basically encouraging them to join the military because ‘you’re nine times more likely to die of an insect bite (than to die on the battlefield).’ We don’t know where he found that statistic but we do know that some Twitter users endorsed what Blitz had to say. And bear in mind that these words came out of a former SEAL wannabe's mouth. Yes, Bilzerian went through SEAL training and capitulated because he allegedly had an argument with a superior.

And that’s not all. Before this below-the-belt hit on all Americans, Blitz took a stab at the media and how it conducted the #PrayForParis story. He said in November:

What was he talking about?

Thats a pretty scary statistic, but why did he lash out at the media and France? Was it about guns? Of course it was, the King of Instagram also mentioned that France has very restrictive laws when it comes to guns and that its citizens don’t have the right to bear arms.

Well, thank God Dan lives in America where the laws are sensibly different and where he has the possibility to run for president. Yes, apparently his famous presidential campaign isn’t doing that well so he decided to root for another controversial American figure, Donald Trump.

He posted this tweet two days ago:

In an age of pussified political correctness, you have to respect the people who remain unfiltered realDonaldTrumppic.twitter.com/pwXHuitXsV

— Dan Bilzerian (@DanBilzerian) December 16, 2015

Where are the guns many wondered? The Twitter user @swvnz was kind enough to share his view on this matter also:

@whatyallldoin@DanBilzerian@realDonaldTrump pull up pic.twitter.com/TKBWELYWLM

— #BradyHive (@swvnz) December 16, 2015

And yes, insects are no joke #word.

Dan Bilzerian Is Allergic To Fat... Chicks

Besides his political views, the American playboy had some epic remarks about women… unsurprisingly since that’s... well... his expertise (diplomas and further proofs can be found on all social media).

First, he shared with the world his not so well kept secret. Back in June, he said:

So apparently Dan doesn’t like fat chicks right? What a shock #not. But that tweet was only a spark for what came afterwards. Some women even claimed Bilzerian paid them to sleep with him, including one named Ashley who allegedly received $5,000 from Dan. Blitz though got things right tweeting out that actually his friend slept with Ashley for free and she even paid for her chicken fingers… Notice the irony.

Had enough yet? Don’t worry, this was just a warm-up. How about this quote from July 2015:

He also called everybody who called him a ‘gross pig’... well a ‘gross pig.’ OK, OK, enough with all the fat remarks. Let’s just move on to some even more degenerate stuff like, for example, the social media scandal between Bilzerian and a Canadian DJ Joel Thomas Zimmerman known professionally as ‘deadmau5’ - pronounced deadmouse. Bilzerian said in August to him on Twitter:

Zimmerman’s girlfriend, Kelly Fedoni reacted immediately and called his statement ‘a pathetic lie.’ Words were exchanged but unfortunately Zimmerman has deleted his Twitter account so we can’t share with you his reaction at the time. That’s too bad but what we can do is share some more Dan Bilzerian views on women and relationships:

Marriage; ruining lives since Adam and Eve pic.twitter.com/3QppfTIZ0e

— Dan Bilzerian (DanBilzerian) October 29, 2015

Or a very controversial tweet back from spring of 2015 that said:

Don’t get ahead of yourself, we’re pretty sure he wasn’t referring to age. He was just playing the old ‘grade this girl from 1 to 10’ game and came up with actually 12. And if we browse through his Instagram and Twitter, we tend to believe him.

Snapchat, Apple and Electric Zoo

The list regarding women could have gone on and on but our purpose here isn’t to bore you. It’s just to find the best and the worst of Dan’s Twitter account in 2015. That means moving on to some products he endorsed or NOOOOT.

We start things off with Snapchat. Blitz opened his Snapchat account back in February hoping for nudity to be allowed (who monitors things anyway when you have a time limit to deletion at your disposal?). Unfortunately though, he didn’t last long there electing to focus just on the major social media sites. Bilzerian said in August:

Mad Dan? Isn’t that what you’re actually doing on your Instagram account? Well, something didn’t work, maybe not the app but his… iPhone? One month earlier he called out Apple for doing not such a good job with their updates:

Maybe he should buy another phone but it’s easier said than done when you end up spending $654,400 in one night. That’s why he was so upset after the New York Music Festival, Electric Zoo. Bilzerian called the management ‘idiots’ and promised he won’t participate in that event ever again. Where do we know he spent that much money from? Here it is:

@DanBilzerian yikes pic.twitter.com/ogFIa1p0kD

— P-Raq (@vulgarswami) September 6, 2015

Yes booze for 200 playboy’s guests and his own firework/pyro controller Not satisfied with the services Dan?

Dad: Dan, Get A Job!

Maybe you should get a job then. In fact, this isn’t our recommendation, your father came up with the idea in July. When Dan showed how he usually spends his time to his father - the notorious corporate takeover specialist Paul Bilzerian - Paul told him: ‘You need to get a job son.’

I showed my Dad this video and he said "you need to get a job son" vidcred: @Drone_Flypic.twitter.com/ujWtFFlHaY

— Dan Bilzerian (@DanBilzerian) July 15, 2015

Nuff said!