Holz New Clothing Venture Noetics.Com Misses The Mark
7 years ago29 Mar
When it comes to fashion, I donāt imagine my name is at the top of the list for tips and hints on what to wear ā but Iām pretty sure itās still well-above that of poker wunderkind Fedor Holz, who rather bizarrely has started his own poker fashion site, and boy is it horrible!
Holz, who āsemi-retiredā from the game after a $10million heater in 2016, has turned his attention to the world of poker haute couture, his Twitter feed launching what one might hope would be an improvement on his own wardrobeā¦
Check out @NoeticsHood finally opened their store - https://t.co/dO0rSGdqnv. Limited style, handmade, best-quality, final table approved š
ā Fedor Holz (@CrownUpGuy) March 6, 2017
However, despite drawing on the āsexiest poker player on the planetā Patrik Antonius for some eye-candy in the promotional video for Noetics.com, the rather bleak efforts at fashion are distinctly unimpressive ā although the price tags certainly arenāt!
The extremely limited fare on offer includes a āLadies Casualā hoodie, a saggy, baggy affair which is apparently āSoldoutā already despite the ā¬186.00 being asked! One can only imagine that with summer festivals coming up a group of women have decided it would make for an excellent tent!
Likewise, the ā¬215.00 āPurple River Proā hoodie is a shapeless effort which reeks of poor taste, and to be perfectly honest the entire range (if you can call 8 products ā 5 hoodies, 2 t-shirts and a wristband - a range) would not look out of place in an off-the-high-street bargain-basement store, at prices 50-times less!
Now you may think Iām being unfairly harsh on the young entrepreneur, who is obviously trying to branch out from $million scoops of high-rollers (and who wouldnāt get bored winning those with great regularity?) but feel free to check out the merchandise yourself.
It says rather a lot about where the money has been spent on his new venture when even Antonius canāt make something look attractive, and it seems that the āexotic', shall we say, pricing, is an attempt to meet his modelling fees.
There is something beautiful about the venture, however, and thatās the drone footage in Antoniusā modelling video of the long-sleeved t-shirt! A 1 minute ad, which sees Antonius wearing the shirt for less than 10 seconds of it, gives you some sort of idea how little chance the fashion-wear itself has of getting you to part with ā¬112.00 ā money better spent on batteries for the drone I would suggest!
And Instagram ā that photogenic marketplace for the social media fans and followers ā doesnāt help Holzās cause either. Yes Antonius looks great, but the t-shirt again would be more suited to the overweight me than the man himself!
Well, what can I say, you canāt buy taste ā but I would have been a cheaper model for your ugly clothes Fedor!
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