Top 10 Poker Quotes of All Time

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Top 10 Poker Quotes of All Time
01 Oct

Poker, has given us more quotations than you can shake a stick at. From Hellmuth-ian outbursts to classic song Lyrics, here are the top 10 greatest poker quotes of all time:

1.  “O you hate to see another tired man / lay down his hand / like he was giving up the holy game of poker” - Leonard Cohen

2.“Well, sometimes nothing can be a real cool hand.” - Cool Hand Luke.

3.“He is wham-boozled.” - Norman Chad

4.“[Someone] is going to offer to bet you that the jack of spades will jump out of this deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet him, for as sure as you do you are going to get an ear full of cider.”- Damon Runyon

5.“They forgot one thing: I can dodge bullets baby.” - Phil Hellmuth

6.“Every time you play your hand the same way you would have played it if you could see all their cards, they lose.” - David Sklansky

7.  “If you can’t spot the sucker in the first half-hour at the table, then you are the sucker.” - Rounders

8.“Mister Moss, I’m gonna have to let you go.” - Nick “the Greek” Dandolos

9.“Gets down to what it’s all about, doesn’t it – making the wrong move at the right time.” - The Cincinnati Kid

10.“I’ll play any man from any land, at any game he can name, for any amount he can count – provided I like it.” - Puggy Pearson

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Jon is a freelance writer and novelist who learned to play poker after watching Rounders in year 9. He has been giving away his beer money at cards ever since. Currently he is based in Bristol where he makes sporadic donations to the occasional live tournament or drunken late night Zoom session. He ...Read more


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