How to Get Banned at the WSOP
5 years ago14 Jun
The rise of the robots in poker may be on its way in many spheres â AI and âroboprosâ probably destined to solve and ruin the game in our lifetime â but there will always be enough room for emotions and human behaviour to shine, or as we will see here, cast a shadow, and since its WSOP time what better way to focus than to take a look at those who wonât be with us this summerâŚ
Cardripper...
Two years ago saw Jared Bleznick fall foul of the WSOP authorities, Bleznickâs scummy behaviour both live and online ending unceremoniously with a WSOP ban for ripping his cards up at the table - shouting, as the WSOP.com site reported:
"Floor, give me a fucking payout ticket now."
Expanding on Bleznickâs boorish behaviour:
âHe stands up, lifts up his last draw card, and crumples it up in his hand, throwing it across the table. He then grabs the rest of his hand, and crumples them up as well, spiking them down on the tableâ.
Bleznick was handed a lifetime WSOP ban - goodbye and good riddance one might say â until Phil Hellmuth got involvedâŚ
âŚand Potripper?
Well, we donât know 100% who was behind the super-user account which floored Absolute Poker back in 2007, but if Daniel Negreanu had his way heâd probably ban him anyway, âKidPokerâ in 2015 naming a few who he feels should never ever be allowed to set foot in the WSOP - Russ Hamilton and Mansour Matloubi top of the list, and Scott Tom not far behind.
ViolenceâŚ
Those we do know about who have lifetime bans for being shitty people or doing shitty things include Thang Luu, who won back-to-back bracelets in the 2008 and 2009 World Seriesâ.
Unhappy that a dealer was about to touch his cards, Luu reportedly âsmashed the hand of the dealer shattering multiple bones in the dealerâs handâ â and that was that. No more WSOP for Luu and fortunate he didnât end up in jail for his assault.
âŚdrunkenness
Bad behaviour doesnât have to happen AT the WSOP to result in a ban from the summer series, as David Diaz discovered in 2013 when he had one or two too many, finding himself banned from all Harrahs [now Caesars] properties.
He tweeted at the time:
âLooks like I'm kicked out of all Harrahs property's âŚbecause I was so drunk and harassing ppl ⌠but I don't remember any of this fmlâ.
The otherwise well-liked player found many fellow pros rising to his defence, Chance Kornuth tweetingâŚ
âŚwhich along with Diazâs heartfelt apology:
âI made a mistake and plan to do everything in my power to make it right and take the proper steps so that nothing like this will ever happen again" - resulted in the ban being lifted the following year.
Of course, a few bad apples out of the hundreds of thousands who have played the WSOP probably isnât a bad ratio â but be warned if youâre going to Vegas, behave or be banned!
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